Looks like we are all being invited to attend the 
most historic wedding in Riverdale. News reports are filling the Internet today that in the upcoming 600th issue of Archie Magazine, Archie Andrews will finally get off the fence and pick flirtatious Veronica Lodge over loyal Betty Cooper. The immediate question that pops to mind is:
most historic wedding in Riverdale. News reports are filling the Internet today that in the upcoming 600th issue of Archie Magazine, Archie Andrews will finally get off the fence and pick flirtatious Veronica Lodge over loyal Betty Cooper. The immediate question that pops to mind is: - If they have been publishing Archie for 60 years and there are normally 3 issues at the checkout counter at any one time, how can this be only the 600th issue?
The second question that follows immediately after is:
- Knowing Veronica, will Issue 601 be The Divorce From Hell Special Double Digest?
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I never really read Archie...but how the heck could they have him marry Veronica?!?!
It would really be news if Betty were marrying Veronica.
Seriously, I figured it would be about the 6000th, myself. Ew, that old guy should settle down already, he is social security age, nearly.
Isssue 602 will be the one wear Veronica cheats on Archie with Jughead, they get their own TLC show and lots of free shit and endorsements - then Betty gets fake boobs and goes Bravo with her story and the whole world debates the real definition of 'is'.
Swirl Girl,
ROFL. sincerely ROFL.
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Jaina: How could you avoid reading Archie? No long cross country trips in the back of the station wagon as a child?
Movie Girl: Write the movie. You can cast a couple of those annoying girls from The Hills.
Morgan: Good point. Maybe Archie should have a restraining order keeping him off the school grounds.
Swirl Girl: Excellent story line. Then Moose blows everyone away with his angelic tenor voice on "America's Got Talent".
Powder Girl: Swirl Girl really has it, doesn't she?
Flowers: Thanks for letting me be pats of the solution.
Sadly no, never did.
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